Monthly Archives: October 2013

How come on some of my web pages I have big type?

October 11th, 2013 (No Comments)

There is a new group of hackers going around calling themselves the oldtimerz initiative. It is a group of senior citizens who have retired from the web industry and are tired of the consistent stylings of the younger generation of webmasters who insist on making web font sizes 10 pixels or lower. It really bugs […]

Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

October 10th, 2013 (No Comments)

Thank you for asking such an interesting question. Believe it or not there is a very logical answer. You really have to look at the context of how us English speaking humans are too lazy to change the way we use words over time. The world around us evolves and what once was does not […]

So, i have to ask.. is the texture on toilet paper just to make it look pretty and feel good in your hand, or does it really increase the poop-per-square-inch pickup ratio?

October 8th, 2013 (No Comments)

It really depends on the job at hand. It is a very competitive market and the toilet paper people really try to out do each other. If you notice, most public bathrooms are filled with hard scratchy toilet paper that does not provide any coverage for your derrière. The quality of that toilet paper is […]

Why does elbow skin and nipple skin feel the same but different from the rest of my skin? Also, is this the same for monkeys and Apes?

October 4th, 2013 (No Comments)

Your question is quite contradictory and I will answer the best I can. I am going to assume that you meant to ask how does elbow and nipple skin feel the same and look different from the rest of your body. It is quite simple. When you are born, mothers are instructed to rub coconut […]

What exactly is a levy?

October 2nd, 2013 (No Comments)

Hi sir. It has been awhile since you asked the great mr. Matt a question. Many people instantly think of Gary Levy of American Pie movie fame. He is an American comedian who just is not that funny. He has a dry sense of humor and basically has the same part he plays in every […]

Is there a shortage of actors in Hollywood?

October 1st, 2013 (No Comments)

I think the answer to your question is very critical to aspiring actors in this world today. There is definitely not a shortage of actors in Hollywood. However, there is a shortage of talented actors in Hollywood. If you look at the dribble that is being produced today, you can definitely see a trend to […]